… That’s never happened before
Word of advice to rookie drivers: Never drive long distances after dark for the first time on a holiday weekend. It's just asking for trouble.
Case in point: In Newport for a goodbye part for Donnie and Linda (
Sad). Coming home from said party. I was feeling pretty good for the first part. Getting a bit tired, but hanging in there. Made it to Philomath alright. I got a little confused as to where the road turned off, but managed OK. And then I was looking at street signs, because I was going to stop by and pick up rats from Teresa (for Indie). And then I saw a law enforcement vehicle behind me. With lights on. Uh oh.
So I pulled onto the next street, and pulled over. I don't know what they're stopping me for, but we shall see.
It was the county sheriff, and apparently I was "driving erratically". Or something. I explained I wasn't used to driving at night, and that I was tired. And almost home. Then he mentioned my nystagmus. Thank you, genetics. So I explain my situation. Complete with references to a former employer that was also a reserve deputy, who told me I might someday run into this problem. Thank you, Andrew. So I explain my nystagmus. He asks what I was in Newport for. I try to come up with something that sounded better than "I was at a party", but later realized that "I was at a pizza party" just kind of sounds ridiculous, under the circumstances. And the fact that I was freaked out and shaky probably did not help matters at all.
So yeah, he runs my license and all that good stuff. Asks ONE MORE TIME if I'm sure I haven't been drinking, or taking any drugs/medication. And then let me go.
Of course it's Labor Day Weekend, and they are on high alert. Of course.
Part 2 of this story is just another nice little tidbit that was just a bit nerve wracking at the time. I missed the street I was supposed to turn on, so I was doubling back. I turned onto Main St. which I know is a 1-way. But for whatever reason, a Philomath police car (with lights on and all) is facing the wrong direction. Why, who knows? So turning onto Main St. I kind of panic, thinking maybe I was confused again, and turn into the far lane. I subsequently realized that it was indeed 1-way, and that I had just turned into the wrong lane in front of a police car. Which at the time I thought might have been the car that pulled me over…..
Of course it wasn't, and they were busy. And probably understandable, considering I was turning onto a 1-way with a car facing the wrong direction. But remember, I wasn't thinking entirely clearly, as the adrenaline was still coursing through my veins.
But all is well that ends well. For most people that know me, Emi getting pulled over for drunk driving makes for a pretty amusing story.
Current Location: Corvallis
Current Mood: Tired